Throughout the series, Barney refuses to mention what he does for a living, disregarding any questions about his job with a dismissive "Please."
Barney is apparently quite rich, He lives in an upscale house he calls the fort of Barnitude, located at a hundred on an unspecified road, and is wealthy enough to own 300 inch televisions shipped from Japan as well as expensive memorabilia, inclusive of an Imperial Stormtrooper costume from the big name Wars films. Barney is likewise proven to be a fan of the rock companies AC/DC, Van Halen and Bon Jovi.
In his weblog, he writes that he is the Director of WHO DID THIS. The enterprise he works for, Altrucell, advertises itself as the world's biggest producer of the felt covers of tennis balls; but, destiny Ted implies that the enterprise's fundamental profits come from other, much less harmless assets, including logging, oil drilling, small fingers, tobacco farming and missile production.
Barney states in "Cupcake" that, as a attorney for Altrucell, Marshall would make extra money in three months than he and Lily make in a 12 months because his enterprise has so many complaints against it.inside the season three episode "The Bracket," he says that he is good sufficient at lying to avoid perjury charges.
As of Season 4, his company is worried in a adversarial takeover of Goliath national financial institution (GNB) and therefore shifts him to the control team of the bank, but he remains a powerful executive and maintains to apply the identical office he has had because it turned into first shown in Season 1.
Despite this, he has counseled there is the opportunity he will one day wash up on shore and not using a teeth or fingerprints and supposedly has come below attack via ninjas inside the past at some point of paintings.
In Season 4, for the duration of the episode "thankfully Ever After", Barney states to a woman that he is an "lawyer in law", although this turned into in all likelihood just a part of a pick out-up line as he right now accompanied it with "allow's communicate approximately getting you off". His video resume was published in Season 4 episode "The Possimpible". In a season eight episode, it became implied that the full volume of Barney's career might in no way be found out.
Inside the Season 9 episode "Unpause", he drunkenly exhibits that his job is to "provide legal Exculpation And sign everything" (P.L.E.A.S.E.), placing him up to be the fall guy for his corporation's nefarious contracts. Unknown to his employer, he has been conspiring with the federal authorities as part of a protracted-term plan to get revenge on his boss, who stole his girlfriend previous to the start of the series.