Barney- I saw some guys slip something in there.
She - what .. who did that ?
Barney - that guy ( pointing someone )
She- thank you
And the game is done
2 - the mrs. Stinsfire
She - we have been assigned a new house mom I'd
like you to meet Miss Stinsfire
And here the games starts
3 - the Lorenzo von Matterhorn
here's what you'll need is basic knowledge
of website design and a very unique fake
name like Lorenzo von Matterhorn .
now select your target preferably a
girl with a real nice phone and...
Barney- I'm Lorenzo von Matterhorn
She - are you like famous or something ?
then as soon as you're gone
she gets out her phone and does an
internet search for Lorenzo von
Matterhorn a series of fake websites all
devoted to the incredible life of
Lorenzo von Matterhorn.Leave her some minutes
to check and then come back
Barney - can I buy you a cup of coffee
She - yes please
and the game is on
4 – The Snasa
Barney - i'm actually in a top-secret government
space program called secret NASA or
snåsa
She – Wow Snasa !
And …
5 – The Cheap Trick
Barney - I am the bass player for cheap trick
All the girls like musicants
6 – The He is not coming
Barney - he's not coming
First try She - what are you talking about
Barney - never mind
Barney - he's not coming
She - he's not...
She cries and search for confort and you will be there
7 – Ted Mosby
Barney - I got left at the altar
She will fill bad for you and will try to confort
The game is on
8 – The My Penis Grants Wishes
She – Really a genie comes out of it
Barney - it only if you rub it hard enough
And the game is on
9- The Scuba Driver
step 1 tell a meddlesome female friend
about the playbook
step 2 run a playon one of her co-workers making her so
angry she steals the playbook
step 3 put on the scuba suit and tell her
you're going to do one more scam called
the scuba diver on the hot girl standing
step 4 Your female friend will tell everthing to
the standing girl leaving her more curios
step 5 Than the girl will ask what the scuba diver is
step 6 You after take off the mask,
give them some feel about your
deep-seated insecurities which don't
really exist because let's face it
you're awesome .
step 7 feeling bad for you your female friend
talks you up to the girl who then agrees
to go get coffee with you and it is on
10 - The Robin
step 1 admit to yourself that
you still have feelings for this girl
step 2 choose the completely wrong
moment to make a drunken move after
hanging out at a strip club .
step 3 agree that you two don't work locking the door
on any future you could have .
Step 4 try to find the person who annoys Robin most in the
world and ask for her help
Step 5 explain everything to Patrice and hope she
agrees to help.
Step 6 pretend to be dating
Patrice wait until Robin inevitably
breaks into your place to find the
playbook and show it to patris
Step 7 after Patrice finds the playbook have your
first big fight
Step 8 prove your loyalty to Patrice by burning the playbook
And actually burn it.
you don't need it anymore
Step 9 because your friends have no boundaries they'll
inevitably have an intervention for Robin
Step 10 Tell only Ted about your plan to
propose to Patrice wait and see if Ted
tells Robin and if he does it means your best bro
in the world has let go of Robin and has
given you his blessing.
Step 11 Robin arrives at her favorite spot in
the city and finds the secret final page
of the playbook the last play you'll ever run
Step 12 Robin realizes she's standing
underneath mistletoe
Barney - turn it over
Hope she says yes
11 – The Royal Achduke of Grand Fenurck
Step 1 Make a big painting of yourself in a duke costume
Step 2 Put it where everyone can see
Step 3 Stand by it
The game is done
12 – The Special Delivery
Step 1 Find a beautiful girl
Ted – i have to deliver this package to a girl named Lisa
and that I'd recognize her because she'd be the
most beautiful girl in this bar
She - I am definitely not Lisa but I would be happy
to help you find her
Ted - great and then maybe later I could give you a different
package my penis
13 – The Kidney
She - are you all right
Ted - tomorrow I'm donating a kidney to my
best friend .
just wanted to grab one last drink in
case you know I don't make it
She - you are so brave
Ted - hey listen before I give my best
friend this organ how about I give you a
different organ my penis
14 – The ‘ I have a Pet Loch Ness Monster’
15 - The Mannequin
Where as in the 80s classic I magically come to life
16 - The gym nacho
I wait till a girl mentioned something she likes
She - I love nachos
Barney - thank you allow me to
introduce myself my name is Jim Jim
nacho inventor of the nacho
The 12 – 13 – 14 Playes are made in from ted so they had no success in the movie
You can watch al the plays in this PlayBook
And that’s all folks .
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