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The Playbook From Barney




1 - The don't drink that


Barney- I saw some guys slip something in there 

She - what .. who did that ?  

Barney - that guy ( pointing someone )  

She- thank you  

And the game is done 


2 - the mrs. Stinsfire  


She - we have been assigned a new house mom I'd 

like you to meet Miss Stinsfire  

And here the games starts  


3 - the Lorenzo von Matterhorn 


here's what you'll need is basic knowledge 

of website design and a very unique fake 

name like Lorenzo von Matterhorn . 

now select your target preferably a 

girl with a real nice phone and... 

Barney- I'm Lorenzo von Matterhorn  

She - are you like famous or something ? 

then as soon as you're gone 

she gets out her phone and does an 

internet search for Lorenzo von 

Matterhorn a series of fake websites all 

devoted to the incredible life of 

Lorenzo von Matterhorn.Leave her some minutes  

to check and then come back 

Barney - can I buy you a cup of coffee  

She - yes please  

and the game is on  


4 – The Snasa 


Barney - i'm actually in a top-secret government 

space program called secret NASA or 

snÃ¥sa  

She – Wow Snasa ! 

And … 


5 – The Cheap Trick 


Barney - I am the bass player for cheap trick 

All the girls like musicants 


6 – The He is not coming  


Barney - he's not coming  

First try She - what are you talking about 

Barney - never mind  

Barney - he's not coming  

She - he's not...  

She cries and search for confort and you will be there 


7 – Ted Mosby 


Barney -  I got left at the altar  

She will fill bad for you and will try to confort 

The game is on 


8 – The My Penis Grants Wishes 


She – Really a genie comes out of it 

Barney - it only if you rub it hard enough 

And the game is on 


9- The Scuba Driver 


step 1 tell a meddlesome female friend 

about the playbook  

step 2 run a playon one of her co-workers making her so 

angry she steals the playbook   

step 3 put on the scuba suit and tell her 

you're going to do one more scam called 

the scuba diver on the hot girl standing 

step 4 Your female friend will tell everthing to 

the standing girl leaving her more curios  

step 5 Than the girl will ask what the scuba diver is  

step 6 You after take off the mask, 

give them some feel about your 

deep-seated insecurities which don't 

really exist because let's face it 

you're awesome . 

step 7 feeling bad for you your female friend 

talks you up to the girl who then agrees 

to go get coffee with you and it is on  


10 - The Robin 


 step 1 admit to yourself that 

you still have feelings for this girl 

step 2 choose the completely wrong 

moment to make a drunken move after 

hanging out at a strip club . 

step 3 agree that you two don't work locking the door 

on any future you could have . 

Step 4 try to find  the person who annoys Robin most in the 

world and ask for her help 

Step 5 explain everything to Patrice and hope she 

agrees to help. 

Step 6 pretend to be dating 

Patrice wait until Robin inevitably 

breaks into your place to find the 

playbook and show it to patris  

Step 7 after Patrice finds the playbook have your 

first big fight  

Step 8 prove your loyalty to Patrice by burning the playbook  

And actually burn it. 

you don't need it anymore  

Step 9 because your friends have no boundaries they'll 

inevitably have an intervention for Robin  

Step 10 Tell only Ted about your plan to 

propose to Patrice wait and see if Ted 

tells Robin and if he does it means your best bro 

in the world has let go of Robin and has 

given you his blessing. 

Step 11 Robin arrives at her favorite spot in 

the city and finds the secret final page 

of the playbook the last play you'll ever run  

Step 12 Robin realizes she's standing 

underneath mistletoe 

Barney - turn it over  

Hope she says yes 

11 – The Royal Achduke of Grand Fenurck 

Step 1 Make a big painting of yourself in a duke costume 

Step 2 Put it where everyone can see 

Step 3 Stand by it 

The game is done 

12 – The Special Delivery 


Step 1 Find a beautiful girl   

Ted – i have to deliver this package to a girl named Lisa  

and that I'd recognize her because she'd be the 

most beautiful girl in this bar  

She - I am definitely not Lisa but I would be happy 

to help you find her  

Ted - great and then maybe later I could give you a different 

package my penis  


13 – The Kidney  


She - are you all right 

Ted -  tomorrow I'm donating a kidney to my 

best friend . 

just wanted to grab one last drink in 

case you know I don't make it  

She - you are so brave  

Ted - hey listen before I give my best 

friend this organ how about I give you a 

different organ my penis  


14 – The ‘ I have a Pet Loch Ness Monster’ 


15 - The Mannequin  


Where as in the 80s classic I magically come to life  


16 - The gym nacho  


wait till a girl mentioned something she likes 

She - I love nachos  

Barney - thank you allow me to 

introduce myself my name is Jim Jim 

nacho inventor of the nacho 



The  12 – 13 – 14 Playes are made in from ted so they had no success in the movie 

You can watch al the plays in this PlayBook

And that’s all folks .

 

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