Barney Stinson once said If i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead Think of me like yoda, but insted of being little and green, i wear suits and i'm awesome.I'm your bro... i'm Broda With a great penis comes great responsability A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, th
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